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Man or woman?

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41065) - you deserved it (14214)

On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.

#1 - On 04/22/2013 at 3:59am by Grand_Cookie

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Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?

#2 - On 04/22/2013 at 3:59am by plum_lovin

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