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Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22588) - you deserved it (42111)

On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

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To make matters worse, the OP is still stuck and submitted this FML from their phone.

#3 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:37am by FreshPie

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Smart kid.

#1 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am by uwantacookie

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