Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

by emoney / 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • Get a (big) dog.
    Change your locks.
    Buy a shotgun.

    #8 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:52am by redbluegreen

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  • Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

    #9 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:53am by lyndis

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