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Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58407) - you deserved it (1883)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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