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Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Get a (big) dog.
Change your locks.
Buy a shotgun.
Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015