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Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58333) - you deserved it (3342)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

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This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.

#2 - On 04/12/2013 at 6:16am by ironichalibut

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I've heard of staying together for the kids, but that's taking it to a whole new level.

#9 - On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am by Tito30

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