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Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34669) - you deserved it (18283)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by InNeedOfFriends (woman) - United States

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That's a bit of a shame. Why not just ask if they fancy going out for a few?
Doors may open.

#1 - On 04/12/2013 at 3:18am by apax

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Hi I'm Marc and you are...? See, it's not that hard to make friends. Don't feel bad, just go out and make friends!!

#3 - On 04/12/2013 at 3:18am by born_hustla

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