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Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by nice education you've got there (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Your friends should remember the old adage that "whenever you point a finger at someone for being a "dumbass hipster" their other three fingers are pointing at themselves. Your friends are, at the very least, idiots. Good luck finding some better friends, OP, you need 'em!

#1 - On 04/09/2013 at 6:12pm by buddy51

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Dumb friends..."everybody talks: it started with a hipster"

#2 - On 04/09/2013 at 6:13pm by HowieDoIt

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