Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
by slightlyworried / 04/05/2013 at 1:28am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
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You ought to shoot her in self-defense.
If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.
#5 - On 04/05/2013 at 10:36am by perdix
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Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.
#1 - On 04/05/2013 at 10:32am by HortonThelephant
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