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Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 10:51pm - misc - by JaneDoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Yeah, how dare you make a cake for her son! Particularly with homemade frosting. Sheesh.

#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 4:38am by therealslim

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Don't worry, she's probably jealous that either your cake is better than hers, or that she didn't make one and that worries her for some reason. Just ignore it.

#3 - On 04/04/2013 at 4:40am by yahoowizard

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