Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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omgcyndaquil 23
Nice guys and gals finish last :/.
iLike2Teabag 27
The same thing happens when I take the bus.. Damn troll conductors/drivers.
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Comments (47)
abbttmc 12
The ****?
omgcyndaquil 23
Nice guys and gals finish last :/.
ColdplaySucks 18
Since no good deed goes unpunished, I don't do good deeds.
zandalee 20
Damn 34! Feel sorry for you if life's been that harsh on you that you actually believe that!
miss_mercy 15
Only when they try to help bitches.
whY402Jay 12
Or bitches and dicks know what the **** they're doing.
ryan112 12
2 - That statement isn't quite true. The fact is that the nice girls/guys "finish last" is because they try to substitute personality differences, standards, and/or other emotional bi-products for good deeds. Ideally speaking, the other person just isn't attracted to us nice guys/girls and we try and force it by being nice and such.
AKGirlinSD 20
2, it isn't always nice people finish last. It's the idiots around them not noticing that someone else needs to leave the train. The jerks, in this FML, should have hurried up so the OP could make it off in time. But that rarely happens. Those jerks/idiots are so caught up in themselves, they don't even know when some one is being nice and patiently waiting for them.
grafeety 9
Nah, I know I'm not finishing last because it warms my heart to help others.
Daederoth 10
Won't do that again will you. Nice guys all have to learn sometime.
Tiger9099 11
#34 I will have too agree with you when I went to Vegas I held the door open for 27 people I only received three thank you, never again.
Sliver1991 26
You know, it's possible that they just couldn't go faster, and the smile was not out of cruelty, but misunderstanding. Sometimes, one needs to choose to believe there is still hope...
tiptoppc 21
I only do dirty deeds, dirt cheep!
iLike2Teabag 27
The same thing happens when I take the bus.. Damn troll conductors/drivers.
iLike2Teabag 27
Whoops. I mean, damn troll riders, holding up everybody else.
musicluvr2000 11
Damn world.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
This woman has no feelings. You were a gentleman to her and she was an insensitive bitch to you.
crazytwinsmom 25
OP is a woman.
skittycat213 19
Maybe so, but a woman can be just as gentlemanly as any man
RpiesSPIES 27
#43 I'd love to see a woman with a top hat, monacle, and a cane.
Leasha3 14
This FML wasn't very funny. But I'm still laughing over Gentlewoman haha
bamagrl410 31
I'm still laughing at the top hat, monocle & cane image hahaha
Brandonep 13
54- Mrs. Peanut?
Brandonep 13
54- Mrs. Peanut?
McNikk 15
Some people are just cruel. I hope you still got to the place you were trying to go.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
45- Or in your case, decimated.
twaumat 28
old women strike again!
McNikk 15
Who said they were old?
suboy 10
I dont know why i too see them as a group of old women with white hair and a full windsuit.
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
The group of women consisted of three ladies, but strangely it was the younger one (mid 20s) instead of the two older ones that smiled and did nothing!
NickaPLZ 26
I would've gave her the finger. Call me immature.
NickaPLZ 26
given* Please excuse my shitty grammar.
martinfml 8
Hope you learn from your mistakes. ******* evil bitch.
aznamqFAIL 2
What can I say? YDI.
NickaPLZ 26
I'm sorry, did we read a different FML? OP deserves a medal in my book.
HannahLouise96 13
I'm sorry, how on Earth did OP deserve this?
Snazzy_Snaz 17
I'm just imagining some woman staring you straight in the eyes with the biggest, creepiest, and most maniacal smile, and with the word"SOON"