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Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34590) - you deserved it (1969)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:03am - misc - by HappyBirthdayISuppose (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Things like this are never easy... Keep your head up!

#1 - On 04/01/2013 at 10:06am by saucyrossi

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Happy birthday!

#4 - On 04/01/2013 at 10:11am by MatteKudasai

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