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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36904) - you deserved it (3647)

On 03/30/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by My Life Is Just PERFECT - United States

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That's just so rude. Even if you weren't his type, he didn't even have the courtesy to at least continue on with the date.

#4 - On 03/30/2013 at 1:37pm by GlitterValentina

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What a douche bag. Good riddance! You can do better than that asshole. Keep trying op!

#6 - On 03/30/2013 at 1:39pm by olpally

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