Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38259) - you deserved it (2669)
On 03/30/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by ShellShocked - United States
Badam's life also sucksToday, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't…
crunknasty also deserved itToday, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other…
I guess you're a free elf now.
#8 - On 03/30/2013 at 7:33am by TheRuined
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Happy Birthday OP:) congrats on making it to 18!
#2 - On 03/30/2013 at 7:23am by cosmosis
+71 | 12
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