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Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38299) - you deserved it (2671)

On 03/30/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by ShellShocked - United States

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I guess you're a free elf now.

#8 - On 03/30/2013 at 7:33am by TheRuined

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Happy Birthday OP:) congrats on making it to 18!

#2 - On 03/30/2013 at 7:23am by cosmosis

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