Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
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Optimism
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Miseducation
Today, the final for a class I'm in is taught by a decrepit old man who apparently has a flunk-out reputation. He spent the entire previous class making a study guide for the final exam, emphasizing, "THIS is on the exam. Know THIS." I studied it hard. Absolutely none of it was on the exam. Everyone failed. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Student life is rough
Today, I've been feeling like my efforts are never enough. I had 4 exams in one goddamn week, didn't sleep at all for 3 days studying, only to get completely demolished. The teachers put the most complicated problems as if they WANT us to fail. If I fail one class, I'm getting kicked out of my program. FML
Away with the fairies
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Who are you calling random?!
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Under pressure
Today, after having pulled like three all-nighters and studying hardcore for months, when it came down to it, I couldn't solve even one question. I almost broke down. FML
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DefiningDivine 13
Find a way to report it, don't let him fail you!
Kruiser 16
Wow that's a great vote of confidence! Geez what an asshole
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DefiningDivine 13
Find a way to report it, don't let him fail you!
license2chill 5
Don't jump to conclusions saying that the prof is an ass yet, we need both sides of the story. For example in my school, if a student fails to submit a project or attend labs without valid excuses, the department can fail the student regardless of the final grade.
tjv3 10
Is he failing you because you were late? Because your grade is already failing? Because he is an ass?
biggestfan23 11
#28 I believe your second question is the actual answer. In college myself I always see students who never come to class the whole semester and then miraculously show up for the final and expect everything to be all good
CrookedCook 14
I gotta go with #25 on this one. definitely a lack of further information in this FML.
grafeety 9
#46 it's university, everyone who is in it is an adult who can make their own decisions. Unless explicitly stated, lectures are not mandatory. So only showing up at the finals and midterms is perfectly alright.
furbyface711 9
What if his average is so low that even a 100% on the final wouldn't bring it up?
Axel5238 29
Most schools will drop your grade after 2or 3 missed classes without a valid excuse. You are wrong, sand will fail.
bamagrl410 31
I had a friend with a professor who said he was going to fail her no reason, so it is possible that the professor's just being a jerk. She went to the Dean of Students and they reviewed all of her grades & performance. They had to transfer her to a new class for the remainder of the semester. If that's the case, OP needs to speak up to someone other than the FML audience. There are school officials whose job it is to help you in these types of situations. If you're already failing though, YDI for not putting in more effort before now.
moneyboyswag 3
I totally agree.
killmoose 5
That's terrible! He of not doing too much, why this country isn't where because!
AllieCat21 21
Your comment is what's terrible, 81.
XxDevilxXGt 26
I don't think most schools do that. Most schools I doubt even take attendence in the majority of classes, like mine, if we're talking about college/university. No one cares, show up or don't show, it's your game plan.
stillnotaredhead 10
All of my classes require attendance; the professors either take role or have a sign in sheet. If a certain number of classes are missed, your grade drops by a whole letter. If too many classes are missed, the professor has the options of either failing you or dropping you from the class.
Codezlol 21
Yup 94 it's the same at every university around where I live. Labs/ in class projects and assignments count for a grade separate from the final/mid. If you fail the in class stuff you will not pass the class. The reason people seem to think university is more lenient is somewhat true, the professor honestly doesn't care if you miss, it's your money and you are an adult, and in the end it's you that will fail the class. At my university it's something like miss 12 hours of class you get talked to from the professor, 20 hrs and you talk to the dean, 30+ without good reasoning and you can be removed from the class no arguments.
jelly713 19
Not true 59, some classes base a good chunk of your grade on "participation & attendance" & even then, not showing up affects your ability to keep up with your word which then leads to another chunk of your grade being lost. You're just setting yourself up for failure & it's no one's fault but yours.
jelly713 19
Work*
Ameel_fml 19
"No one cares, show up or don't show, it's your game plan." True. But even if lectures aren't mandatory, most lecturers/professors generally have the belief that that if you don't show up to class (and struggle to get good grades as a result), they'll be less willing to help you out during essays/exams because you've shown no interest in their class. So you won't get marked down for non-attendance, but the lecturers/professors also don't care if you end up failing as a result of said attendance.
journeytotheend 16
I had a course like that, ever day you missed without notifying the instructor before hand, you would lose 5%!
Sk8rboi17 13
That generally only happens in social science/arts programs in smaller universities...I study science and my classes have about 350-400 people, the only way to take attendance is by clickers or they just don't bother and you just need to be present for all labs, midterms and finals. There are many students that skip most classes and just learn from the text...although they generally aren't very successful but it is a possible option.
Kruiser 16
Wow that's a great vote of confidence! Geez what an asshole
TourettesGuyFTW 25
2- Can I just point out, the smoke in your picture resembles male genitalia.
doodlecloud 26
61 - I assumed it was intentional...now I'm wondering if maybe it is actually a hilarious accident. :x
courtney680 17
I'm pretty sure you could report your professor if he failed you and you should have been passed..
gabby98 1
Hahahah that's great
DubstepCrazyXD 11
Ghost Penis??? O.o @ tourettesguy
XxDevilxXGt 26
Yeah, but we don't know and/or doubt OP can pass even if they get a 100% on the final. Profs wont fail you "just because".
Mr_Satan 11
Can't say whether its deserved or not, too lacking on the info, but some profs will fail someone for nothing more than personal dislike. Assholes are just as capable at becoming a teacher as anyone else if that's what they want to do....
BrookieAnn 19
I would been like Aw hell no...
DudeEvil 22
*Would've/would have/would be. You're welcome! ^_^
TheRandomIndian 17
She would be been like "Aw hell no..."
DudeEvil 22
Common sense would suggest that you remove the word "been" for the last variation.
gc327072 30
C'mon guys -.-……… we all know the correct form here is "bean"
BrookieAnn 19
Didn't know typos were such a deal on here...English isn't my first language, mistakes happen... :)
BrookieAnn 19
Good to know, Danke schön;)
elephantsarecute 16
You know that staying up 20 hours studying hurts you more than helps you. YDI for doing that in the first place.
SettingSun89 5
Umm im pretty sure he doesnt deserve that for trying his hardest. Jeeze dont have a bitch fit lol
elephantsarecute 16
Sorry, I don't mean that the professor isn't a total bitch, but OP is an idiot for thinking that it would help to study for 20 hours straight.
license2chill 5
If you study up 20+ hours make you pass the term and maybe even get a good grade, it is well worth it considering the consequences of failing the course/term, i.e. re-take the term or even withdraw.
oj101 33
It depends on the person. Some of my friends work a little hard in school everyday and takes in everything and does not need to study whereas I take in only half the stuff, but with exam technique and cramming the night before, I often achieve in the vicinity of 85% as does my friends - even though my method isn't seen as "appropriate" or "sustainable". It's all about finding what works for the person and making the best use of themselves.
sugarshane007 20
4- I am one of the people who would stay up late and cram for studying or to finish papers or projects. With my back against the wall, I do my best work, and made A's a majority of the time. Don't assume that OP is an idiot, he may be one of us whom excel under pressure.
JenkJenks 6
If the professor is failing OP I doubt they are doing so because of the late studying. This may be because OP has neglected studying the rest of the semester and is now failing too bad to pass the course.
summerguy97 16
I can kinda agree. I mean it sounds like she wasn't trying until the end, and should have rested rested than cramming so much.
KM96 24
OP does not deserve it ... For trying to do well in life and get an education? Is that such a problem?
tylercarolinex 21
i dont get why this got thumbs down. 20hrs straight will not reinforce knowledge. just make him tired
JustKittyKat 24
Report your teacher to the head of the school. People are graded on their work, not whether the teacher favors them or not.
Koios 30
And if the OP has failed the class due to their work? Seems more logical than assuming the professor is going to fail the OP for no reason whatsoever.
5t3ff1k4h 44
5- perhaps OP has below a 30% in the class and even a perfect exam wouldn't allow them to pass.
AKGirlinSD 20
Just as others have posted, we are missing a huge chunk of information. We don't know if OP has been failing already and got chewed out for his poorly done projects/homework/tests...etc. Then, he decides to put in effort but the professor can tell that even if we does well on this exam, it won't be enough to pass the class.
JustKittyKat 24
You three are very much correct. I was simply going with the information provided. It would be very interesting to know the entire story, though. I'd like to give OP a chance.
obnum 19
Well, stressing yourself out and pushing yourself that hard is probably counter-productive...
WhatsGoodBro 12
I hope he was joking. If he was serious and just fails people he doesn't like then he's a dick and doesn't deserve to be a teacher.
TheUnknown_fml 9
Well, if the OP failed at everything in class so far and a perfect final score would still result in a failing grade, then it is YDI and not the professor's fault right?
Soloman212 28
... So lets clear this up shall we? He's assumptions for pointing out that people shouldn't assume that the professor is at fault, and you then assume he's an ass?
ambitiousnygrl 17
21 learn the difference between a 'theory' and an 'assumption'. The word 'if' is a major clue here.
TorisaurusRexxx 10
It isn't rocket science, 21. And cool it with the "assuming only makes an ass out of you and me hur durr." That has to be the most overused phrase out there. It's not clever, original or funny anymore. It's old.
QQmore_fml 18
I feel like there's something missing from the story. You can't slack off all semester, then try to make it up the last minute... Sorry YDI
QQmore_fml 18
Because the teacher will risk his job to fail 1 person? If he failed all semester and gets a perfect on his exam it's still possible to fail. Hence the don't even bother comment..if not report him don't write an FML
KingDead 18
Clearly not in it because he's passionate about teaching! Definitely doesn't deserve to be a teacher.. People like that **** up people's education.