Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
by Dat Stanky Mouf / 03/16/2013 at 5:52pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
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4 out 5 dentists agree that your boyfriend will have Summer Teeth. Some are here... Some are gone.
#3 - On 03/17/2013 at 5:39am by challan
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Another thing your boyfriend may be unaware of: eating an apple every day is not a viable alternative to going to the doctors, nor does it repel them.
#2 - On 03/17/2013 at 5:38am by FreshPie
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