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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML

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On 03/16/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Dat Stanky Mouf (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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4 out 5 dentists agree that your boyfriend will have Summer Teeth. Some are here... Some are gone.

#3 - On 03/17/2013 at 5:39am by challan

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Another thing your boyfriend may be unaware of: eating an apple every day is not a viable alternative to going to the doctors, nor does it repel them.

#2 - On 03/17/2013 at 5:38am by FreshPie

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