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Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29340) - you deserved it (2024)

On 03/12/2013 at 3:03pm - misc - by PhailedMidterm (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You were using a Mac in a PC zone weren't you?

#2 - On 03/12/2013 at 6:31pm by SixthSinEnvy

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"Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the library"
"But I'm on FREE PUBLIC WIFI!"
"Yes, and what you're doing with it should not be done in public…"

#7 - On 03/12/2013 at 6:34pm by FreshPie

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