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Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43888) - you deserved it (4248)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

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I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

#4 - On 03/05/2013 at 5:54am by TheDrifter

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Get tested.

#2 - On 03/05/2013 at 5:54am by mangoboy1

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