By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML
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TheDrifter 23

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

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MsConfusedd 27

Time to start mashing your own potatoes

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lishajoy777 14

She put a lot of work into making them! dont complain! *Barfs* Im alright.

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andyyroxx 20

That's toe bad, you poor sole. I hope your autoimmune appetite heels.

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andyyroxx 20

That's toe bad, you poor sole. I hope your autoimmune appetite heels.

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andyyroxx 20

Sorry, double-posted. I shoe hope nobody treats me as their arch-enemy. Edit: What the ****? Nevermind. App glitched.

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eaglerob 20

Organic with a little extra protein, no charge

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Kalipczo 21

Tell her that's unsanitary.. Next time she makes mashed potatoes maybe get in there and help her to make sure she's keeping her feet out if there lol

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HarrisonVR 17

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sugarshane007 20

Come on now, I think divorce is just a toe over the line.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

20's comment was written in such a way that I'm gonna assume he was being sarcastic, yes?

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lizzi02 13

It depends on her family's culture. In some parts of South America this is a perfectly normal thing to do. It's the "correct" way to mash the potatoes. And about the only thing I learned in Spanish 3 in high school...

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CanCann 16

What culture/country is this? None of my Spanish friends or family have ever mentioned this important little tidbit!

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miniboule_fml 2

i am from Mexico I ve lived in almost every country in latin America since my parents were diplomats. And I have never heard or seen such thing so OMG

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thayde23 4

Maybe she's trying to tell you she's into sploshing :/ haha spill the beans. . .

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iChompYa 18

I think its times for the man to take charge of the kitchen before any more damage is done

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