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Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31933) - you deserved it (3442)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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They Clock-blocked your sleep.

#12 - On 03/04/2013 at 10:18am by Pleonasm

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Replace theirs with it in middle of night?:D

#2 - On 03/04/2013 at 10:14am by lilhellian

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