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Today, my roommate told me that she wants to get some of those "My Family" stickers for her car. She's single and has no children. What does she want to get? One for her, and one for her goldfish. Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligent things she's said all week. FML


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On 03/02/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by dumbass for a flatmate - Australia (New South Wales)

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I wonder what sort of stupid things she said, if that's the most intelligent.

#3 - On 03/03/2013 at 3:17am by Lucia_Malpense

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Its probly basst you leave this one alone. I suppose you cod confront her, but I say you should let her off the hook. No need to make her feel gilty for being stupid. Walleye youre at it, aplogize for making fin of her earlier today.

#5 - On 03/03/2013 at 3:23am by zingline89

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