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Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35639) - you deserved it (3665)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States

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I totally pictured a montage with "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" playing.

#1 - On 03/02/2013 at 10:20am by MelTheGreat

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Third times the charm

#4 - On 03/02/2013 at 10:24am by kinky44

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