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Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11801) - you deserved it (20555)

On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Anyone here not woken up with a strange hand over their face, only to discover it's your own limp, insensate, asleep hand?

Hey, it can't just be me! Can it?

#2 - On 02/27/2013 at 9:58am by DocBastard

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Heart attack!

#4 - On 02/27/2013 at 10:00am by thepunman

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