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Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
Anyone here not woken up with a strange hand over their face, only to discover it's your own limp, insensate, asleep hand?
Hey, it can't just be me! Can it?
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