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Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27741) - you deserved it (3043)

On 02/26/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by guyssuck (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

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You should hurry up and get done with using the couch because I'm sure your husband is going to be sleeping there for awhile.

#4 - On 02/26/2013 at 5:55pm by Tito30

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He should be a good husband and take care of you.

#1 - On 02/26/2013 at 5:54pm by jem970

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