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Today, two days before I'm due to fly out to Russia on my first vacation, I caught my extremely over-protective mother trying to force the family dog to eat my passport. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33785) - you deserved it (2181)

On 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Aluksnes)

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Joke's on her, you'll have it back a few hours later ;)

#2 - On 02/23/2013 at 9:25pm by HowieDoIt

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I've heard of "the dog ate my homework.".. But, "the dog ate my passport" is taking it to a whole new level.

#7 - On 02/23/2013 at 9:31pm by poodle_juice

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