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Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12097) - you deserved it (46619)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy fucker.

#1 - On 02/22/2013 at 11:26pm by beehardxcore

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Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.

#3 - On 02/22/2013 at 11:27pm by Supergirl1988

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