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Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13519) - you deserved it (33161)

On 02/22/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by shelbylove115 (woman) - United States (California)

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You don't understand how scary this is until it happens to you

#3 - On 02/22/2013 at 6:09am by carleybeak

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The scariest thing was probably that the stranger shrieked back.

#6 - On 02/22/2013 at 6:11am by picante72

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