Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
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Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
This is going to suck
Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Oh no…
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Not so demure start to the year
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Compassion
Today, one of my friends got upset with me because I’m leaving our high school. The high school I have been bullied at for the past 3 years. FML
New hire
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Thanks Mom
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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tacojauns 45
She secretly loves you
sig4life 18
Wow, she needs a taste of her own medicine.
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iblamepolitics 4
WAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAP
Pleonasm 35
Fastest burial I've seen in a while. Who wants to do the eugoogly?
tempermental 19
that's really bad!
TheGreatAlexande 12
I disagree, that's real dedication, she deserves a cookie! :D
damn_homie 2
You need to tell somebody. File for harassment or something! Don't let her ruin your life.
lilhellian 26
She can file for a restraining order but if she's this dedicated she could spread rumors and shit.. Making her life hell..
RaggleFrock 13
Dear Arnold, I'm transferring so I can whoop your ass. I'm secretly in love with you, Helga Dear me. It's a woman.
muzy 23
In my days we would just kick people like that in the throat. That always got the message across.
qwillis98 20
OP If it gets bad enough report her, if it continues you may have to bring the police into the situation.
Synistiel 14
PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE ******* FACE. I know how it feels to be bullied. It's absolutely horrible. Don't listen to anything she says. I can't stand bullies, they piss me off so much and I regret not punching them in the face. They deserved it.
_krystallynn_ 11
take martial arts, self defense or boxing lessons. then go beat the ******* piss outta that bitch.
_krystallynn_ 11
And why would you tell her where your moving??!
_krystallynn_ 11
or tell her your transferring to a school, and then go to a different one.
kawaitabemono 2
You're*
jillybee101 7
It's not perfectly okay to kill her and hide the body.
DutchBasterd 15
kick her in the ******* ****! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
angeluv_2014 22
87- This totally reminds me of Hey Arnold too
Iwillnotpress1 9
Obvious much?
ZombieVampirez 24
Kicking someone's ass is usually the only way to get them to stop . Just get a restraining order.
tacojauns 45
She secretly loves you
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
That's why she's always "pantsing" her...
Demonfish 14
Not wrong there, it takes true love to hold a grudge like that... But I think that once it gets to that stage I think it's more likely to be classed as an obsession, a very unhealthy one, for everyone involved....
Laurenluvz 11
After all, In the past, we were told if someone was mean to them, it meant they liked them..
GothickNihilist 15
I agree OPs bully is a total tsundere.
Misswildsides 22
Obsession or not, I think it's time for a restraining order! The bully is taking it way too far.
Demonfish 14
Pain is the only thing this person will understand.
madisonnnnn13 11
What a low-life loser
tjv3 10
Kiss her and tell her you love her. Maybe she just needs affection
Mossears133 15
"'Cause I've got big lesbian crush on you!"
SashaAwk 3
I wouldn't be surprised if you found a shrine dedicated to you in her room
lazy_girl 12
To 107 - YES! Mean Girls is awesome and Janice Ian RULES!! lol you made my day :D
HerroMaylaHerro 6
OP, the exact same thing happened to me a long time ago. 3 years later the girl who bullied and followed me ended up being a lesbian. So she may actually be in love with you...
KaPs_NiNja 7
#33 i am a total pain in the ass to this girl because she kicked my little brother. Im pretty sure i hate her
sig4life 18
Wow, she needs a taste of her own medicine.
HowieDoIt 21
Perhaps she needs medicine, I'd recommend either midol or metamucil judging by her attitude.
Kingbreezy04 10
Man Howie that shit made my day
HowieDoIt 21
I told you metamucil would work ;) thanks though, much appreciated!
_krystallynn_ 11
or poison. that will take care of the problem.
natsaysheyyy 16
Sounds like she needs her ass kicked. She'll stop following you around then.
alwayswinning123 7
Talk to someone about it, maybe they will help
skittlestrailmix 14
Yes please do! Because seriously, they irk has to have real problems to follow you around like that.
BellaBelle_fml 23
In some cases, not all mind you, the bullies become bullies because they are bullied at home. Most of the time it's by their own parents or maybe their siblings, which is truly sad. Sometimes they feel like they need to exert dominance and control over someone who is weaker, and often withdrawn making it less likely for them to fight back. They need to feel that they are in control of something, anything, due to them being abused and controlled in some way or another in their own home. A lot of bullies have extremely low self esteem so they think that by manipulating someone else it will somehow make them feel better about themselves. Though, it shouldn't. I am not saying that this is the case in this situation, that the bully is the real victim here, or that I am ok with their bullying behavior. Because I am most definitely not ok with it in any way! I'm just saying that I think that there may be a lot more going on in their mindset that may not be readily apparent. Both sets of parents, the children involved, and the school admin seriously need to have a sit down conversation about what is going on and find a remedy, stat! This simply cannot be allowed to continue as is.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Give her a wedgie, then stick her head in the toilet. We'll see how she like it. Or pepper spray her :D
Redoxx_fml 22
Or transfer back but don't let her know until she's left
misataylor86 10
I vote pepper spray.. Or stun gun! ;-)
lilhellian 26
Both prohibited in school and will be grounds for expulsion.. If op was smart about planting it.. Wouldn't reconmend tho..
MidnaLink 33
67 Pepper Spray! My thoughts exactly!
asherm 15
Make sure she follows you home after school, then pepper spray her. Or make your own spray. Bullies deserve their own medicine. I'm sorry OP!!
californianking1 8
The cat picture made it sound more serious as well!!
Link5794 18
I have a few ideas of my own, but they might not be possible, depending on whether or not OP has a crossbow.
oophelia 7
I think she's in love with you
rastamon2 6
.. or just enjoys torturing her.
I_lost_the_game 25
~I can see it happening, and they don't have a clue~
xoamy906 25
Show her she can't control you. The only way for her to stop bullying you is to stand your ground and that you're not afraid of her.
obnum 19
Doesn't work if they beat you up. Just guessing that she is the kind of person that would. But maybe OP knows karate. :)
Catkam623 27
I really do question how long it's been since you guys were bullied because honestly the best way to deal with a bully is to make friends with them or say what the hell is your problem I don't want anything to do with you so leave me alone. If your going to post advice make it the right advice
xoamy906 25
That's basically what I meant by stand your ground. Physically fighting isn't going to solve anything.
junkman6 22
Hah a broken nose solved all bullying issues when I was growing up. I transferred schools a lot because my parents moved alot and the bullies thought I was an easy target. Violence has solved more conflicts in human history than any other method.
perdix 29
#69, you can't "stand your ground" unless you are prepared to physically fight, otherwise you are just bluffing. Real bullies are a ridiculous breed and unfortunately, physical violence is the only thing that works with them. I've only met two in my long life, and bloodied both of their noses, but I've never been in any other fights in my life.
JustKittyKat 24
And... Restraining order. I feel bad for her family. They're forced to live with her.
TheCamoWulf 17
That is one ******-up kid. You need to try to avoid her and if she gives you trouble, tell a teacher or your parents. Good luck OP and be careful.