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Today, a guy wolf-whistled me as I walked to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back. Feeling rather pleased about it, I told my best friend and my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22742) - you deserved it (3472)

On 02/17/2013 at 5:20am - misc - by bananamontana85 - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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that sucks, especially coming from your fiance. they should always think you're beautiful!

#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 9:20am by TatMan15

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Your best friend and fiancé are idiots! They're completely wrong. What the hell are they thinking?

The guy was obviously whistling at the hotty behind you.

#8 - On 02/17/2013 at 9:28am by DocBastard

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