Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, my wife told me not to rush her during packing for our upcoming move. She's lived in the house for 30 years and apparently needs to reminisce over every single item. FML
Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every single bit of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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shireman97 6
Maybe that was the plan
ollie179 21
Surprise!
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Comments (43)
shireman97 6
Maybe that was the plan
Damian95 16
Surprises come in all shapes and sizes!
ollie179 21
Surprise!
Mopmob02 18
Yup, they wanted to surprise you with a new house and a bigger bedroom!! And if that wasn't the intended surprise then congrats on your new roomate! Because you know, you just got kicked out...
Dcm210 19
Hopefully they don't leave you behind
wlddog 14
It was part of her 18th birthday present. OP gets to start paying their own rent, someplace else.
zandalee 20
I wouldn't go to sleep OP. They may choose to move while you're sleeping.
WCARlover 35
"I didn't even know they were moving" is maybe what you should say 0_o
EmoFlowers 19
Maybe paying more the FML would be better.
21jason 9
We have to pay for the FML ?
iAlissa 34
That made no sense.
carleybeak 21
Might wanna start packing OP
Kalipczo 21
:3 better get movin' and start packing your stuff. Maybe ask your parents why they didn't tell you while you're at it.
iOceanus 18
They were secretly leaving the house to OP as a surprise!
Schiffy 18
Maybe your sister is just being kicked out.
jetsown08 21
Well, now you know, so I think you should commit as many felonies as possible right before you leave. Trust me, they'll never catch you.
Love_sosa 10
had to be a jets fan that said something stupid ...
Serisent 26
I hope you weren't overly attached to where you live, OP. Looks like you're heading out whether you want to or not.
SaturnV 25
I knew someone who once made a similar Facebook status for the purpose of making one specific person (a creepy guy who was borderline stalking her) think she was moving out of state. Perhaps your sister has the same motive?
happle 21
That awkward moment when they run into each other at Safeway.
SaturnV 25
Exactly! I didn't think it was the most effective way of dealing with a stalker and I told her so.