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Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!

#2 - On 02/14/2013 at 3:02am by lukep135

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That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 2:59am by MariJ82

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