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Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Don't you have doorhandles where you live? Also wouldn't storming into the classroom bring even more attention to your lateness?
I thought it's common practice to run to classs but a few meters before you reach the room you slow down and silently sneak in...

#1 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:46pm by Migole

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Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you

#2 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:47pm by sarahk33

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