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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.
So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.