Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

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  • How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.

    #1 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:46am by MatteKudasai

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  • So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.

    #4 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:49am by Whytetrash

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