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Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32111) - you deserved it (2504)

On 02/07/2013 at 10:24am - misc - by GarageSallin (man) -

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You'd think after the first few items went missing you'd try to find out where they went..

#3 - On 02/07/2013 at 12:58pm by MandySkittles

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Old people are secretly evil. They're all plotting against us *normals.* VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

#2 - On 02/07/2013 at 12:58pm by HowAreYouToday

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