wilks311
Southampton, United States
Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML
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toelie 26
Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
(Sigh) Cue the shit puns
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hunterhoyt44 5
Get shit on... Pun intended
imaginaryvoice 18
Where's the pun?
JFurr 9
I'm pretty sure it would be more like, "Get shit out."
mb2_native 15
1, 20, your puns are crap.
CheeseTron 15
That was a shitty pun
Bluekaren16 19
# 1 you are not punny.
CrookedCook 14
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Eluveitie 9
That's the first time I've seen anybody made that joke without being thumbed down, 35.
UndeadDenstra 4
I expect that must have been a very shitty moment.
gc327072 31
Ugh, that pun is sooooo overused, to the point that I have daydreams of shoving my hand through my phone to have it emerge and slap the person on the other end.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
^ I bet there's an app for that haha :D
SerenaSerenadex3 13
These shitty puns are not punny, guys.
toelie 26
Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...
TheGodDamnJoker 9
To bad you can't say the same for his butt.
howdeedoo 22
I feel you... clowns freak me out too
ShannyAK 16
Especially ronald mcdonald
eddeeezzyy 19
Well yeah, 31, because he's a pedophile. Have you not seen his commercials of him with a bunch of little kids?
victus 14
A pedophile AND a clown? i'll add that to my list of reasons why not to go to mcdonalds.
ZombieSnoopy 9
that and the mcshits you get after eating there
Albarufus 13
Holy crap, that was mean!
zandalee 20
Fathers. Bless them. Constantly striving to keep it real for the next generation.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
(Sigh) Cue the shit puns
GTAmax99 12
Aw shit, I hate the shut puns!
mb2_native 15
Shut puns? I think I heard just about every shit puns there are, but probably some I never heard before. Just hope it wasn't diarrhea OP.. Try to be optimistic about it
dmoran20 27
Never seen anyone that was optimistic about ******** themselves.....
skyeyez9 25
Was he dressed as a freaky scary clown like Pennywise from the movie IT, or more of a happy one?
eddeeezzyy 19
^ Smiley? As referring to your statement of a happy clown.
ohcheriecherie 20
After I read IT, all clowns are scary.
wilks311 10
He had a big red nose on, red cheeks, and a white face.
FalconSam1414 19
Haha IT is my favorite movie!!! Although I must admit, when I was like 6 years old I watched IT before bed on Halloween night and I was a bit freaked out...
finnrambo 13
IT is an awesome movie, showed it to my lil cousin and now he's scared shitless of storm drains
klutz44 28
My grandma loved clowns and used to collect clown memorabilia. The day after she died I went to my best friend's birthday party. We watched IT. I'm probably the only person who has cried* during that movie. *from sadness, not fear
buddy51 23
Maybe your dad thought you were constipated and solved the problem for you the best way he could!
wagne057 6
If that scared you then do NOT, I repeat NOT watch the movie IT.
ohcheriecherie 20
Or, like, read the book. The BOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
Bluekaren16 19
Now I know why I am not afraid of clowns, I've never seen any scary clown movies. Come on people clowns are people too! They're just trying to make an honest living by entertaining. The movie industries probably made the clown demands decline. And the fact that some are pedophiles haha
wagne057 6
The movie was scary enough, I can't imagine the book.
panicsdisaster 17
I think your old man would call that a success.