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Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?
Bro you do have a life. Answer the phone next time.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014