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Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (19664)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

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Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

#1 - On 02/02/2013 at 10:03am by Catkam623

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Bro you do have a life. Answer the phone next time.

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 10:05am by kumonsucks

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