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Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23665) - you deserved it (5898)

On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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I guess you weren't in your.. element

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 5:57am by jos_binet

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Me: Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromide?

OP: NaBrO. I'm O K

#7 - On 02/02/2013 at 6:10am by oj101

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