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Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (1206)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

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This guy seems a little unhinged if you ask me. A pity he had to bolt before you could stop him.

#7 - On 01/30/2013 at 5:00pm by Pleonasm

See in context

+112 | 23

Did he take the toilet as well?

#4 - On 01/30/2013 at 4:58pm by stinewd

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