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Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Well, you'd better not criticize her for her stupidity and thoughtlessness, because when she gets back, she will be able to kick your ass.
Then, you can live in fear of her, happily ever after.
Well, that's gonna be a very expensive journey to get your keys back.
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