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Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (8917)

On 01/19/2013 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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well at least he had the courtesy to check if you were up or not. Next time just have that 30 second conversation with your father and you can avoid this again.

#6 - On 01/20/2013 at 3:33am by SmallBean

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That's when you "sleep walk" out of the house.

#13 - On 01/20/2013 at 3:38am by igive

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