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Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

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I love this wording.

#5 - On 01/18/2013 at 11:08pm by DawnShadow

See in context

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Should have puked on him

#2 - On 01/18/2013 at 11:07pm by waterkins

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