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Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (18581)

On 01/17/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by goodlord12 (man) - United States (Missouri)

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And that's why you leave it to the professionals in the first place...

#2 - On 01/17/2013 at 9:58am by ohcoolstorybro

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Damn, OP. What the hell kind of bleach did you use? Aren't you supposed to use stuff that's... specifically for hair? I wouldn't know, I've never tried.

#3 - On 01/17/2013 at 9:58am by hermitknut

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