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Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.
Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.
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Friday 5 February 2016