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Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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what an ass.

#1 - On 01/04/2013 at 9:31pm by caplox

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Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.

#2 - On 01/04/2013 at 9:33pm by sens3sfailing

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