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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20642) - you deserved it (994)

On 01/03/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Tooyoungforthis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?

#3 - On 01/04/2013 at 2:49am by crazedsyco

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Does he not have his own laptop to watch porn on?

#1 - On 01/04/2013 at 2:45am by zaise_chsa

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+179 | 7

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