Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
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crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
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Comments (102)
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
36591951 9
I'm guessing he doesn't otherwise we wouldn't have seen this FML
HollyDolly660 8
I think this is the same dad caught on camera masturbating to **** on his child's computer from a few days ago... Glad the story has been updated.
CCSA 12
Probably Dad's laptop has been set a parental lock by Mom already, to stop him watching **** (and to make him have some real sex instead?)
Googolman 29
Apparantley not.
sens3sfailing 24
If you are looking up **** instead of having sex there is a whole differs set of problems here. I think the dad isn't getting any and wont even if he did stop watching **** so that isn't really an option.
brett1506 12
So you ****-blocked him... Literally
RedPillSucks 31
Most likely, he doesn't want his wife to look up his browser history and see the evidence. Not everyone knows how to clear browser history (yes, I know it's simple to do).
Ray_of_midnight 22
Plenty of people in healthy relationships watch **** and **********. It's when you'd rather watch **** than have sex with your partner that it becomes a problem.
cricket55 14
You don't want to use your own laptop. There's the mess of a potential virus, and the mess when you run out of your brothers sock.
whyisitincapital 25
Hope there's no sticky residue on the keys...
andyyroxx 20
If so, press the "Shift" button 5 times in succession.
rgriff27 19
I read this fml and that was the first thing i thought of, good job(:
TheNewGuy03 28
StickyKeys. Hehehehe.
KissMyButtocks 6
YupI think we already established that
GodsBudweiser 0
Remind me to wear surgical gloves next time I use my keyboard..
mistercrow 9
Sometimes that sticky residue though is a good snack in a pinch right? YUM IN MY TUM!! xD
trollol2012 6
Lol
crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
jmelsha11 11
If so, I think OP needs some brain bleach...
Gv2012 8
im guessing he awkwardly walked in on him multiple times..
vencku 13
By checking the browser history?
cupcakekallie 6
just so you know, this is a reference to another fml
SneezyC 15
You beat me to it... Darn. Very clever though. I'm glad someone mentioned it.
RuCheezBurger 10
Dad's doing it wrong, he needs his own laptop, or his wife.
marxistbkly 3
His wife is probably what is driving him to watch ****.
NickPaulson 6
Or he doesn't have a wife?
mspoutylips 8
After seeing your dad from the hidden camera, I'm glad you put the parental block.
TheNewGuy03 28
OP is a woman.
semrau 5
I'm sure he has a computer, he just likes the rush of possibly being caught
TwitchingNebula 17
Wtf is wrong with you?
semrau 5
lol nothing is wrong with me, i'm just over here making deducing and making assumptions
kathbutter 12
by his daughter though?
Cbizzlez 10
Just don't put your laptop up to a black light, it may be mentally scarring
Lucia_Malpense 14
If It's your laptop, couldn't you just put a password on your account? Or change it, If he knows it.
spazz666 18
That was my first thought. Can't get into the laptop, can't watch ****.
TheNewGuy03 28
There is the possibility of the daughter leaving her laptop on and not having a password-protected screen saver, in which case the dad can leisurely waltz into the room and fap at will. This, however, doesn't seem like the first offense by the dad. I, for one, am curious as to what **** he's whacking his wang to, and if he's leaving behind, um, evidence. :/
KingMomo360 13
Why do you want to know what **** he's fapping to?
TheNewGuy03 28
Curiosity, and nothing more? Just wanna know exactly *how* ****** up the dad is.
igive 29
Parental lock is like the chastity belt of technology.
pinkpixie06 11
Parents these days...
sirpantselot 22
I guess that's why the have the parental block.