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Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (3849)

On 12/28/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by say dump him and i'll kill you (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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Dump him.

Come at me OP!

#4 - On 12/28/2012 at 11:19pm by LarryLaDouche

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Lol at your username OP. Youve anticipated a common response from the FML community. Well done.

#6 - On 12/28/2012 at 11:21pm by mackdeezy

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