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Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML


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On 12/28/2012 at 2:49am - misc - by Ren - United States (Ohio)

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Tell him it's an invitation;)

#3 - On 12/28/2012 at 10:08am by iarefatal

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I think that was incredibly nice. Seems like a sweet guy. Don't be embarrassed, roll with it. Make fun of yourself, Op, nobody likes insecurities.

#5 - On 12/28/2012 at 10:10am by challan

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