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Today, I woke up thinking my house was on fire because I could hear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was the fireplace channel I left on last night so I could wake up to a Christmas ambiance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10144) - you deserved it (31148)

On 12/25/2012 at 9:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Waking up to ambiance? Seems more like you were shooting for ambulance.

#2 - On 12/26/2012 at 2:11am by PantyGAMES

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That's so dumb it's almost impressive. Merry Christmas though!

#1 - On 12/26/2012 at 2:10am by shayshayshazam

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