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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21004) - you deserved it (5621)

On 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Now I feel stupid.

#1 - On 12/22/2012 at 7:39pm by quontag

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Look, everyone here knows you made that word up..

#10 - On 12/22/2012 at 7:46pm by kathryn14

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