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Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32928) - you deserved it (3862)

On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.

#5 - On 12/22/2012 at 12:30pm by raisinbam

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Forget it and move on, it's a club who cares.

#1 - On 12/22/2012 at 12:27pm by streetracer1491

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