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Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML

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On 12/21/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Insane Guy (man) - United States

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Would that even help against a nuclear strike?

#2 - On 12/21/2012 at 7:09am by chris274

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Well, when there is a real nuclear attack, you'll have the practice of diving under desks already mastered. And you'll be laughing at all your co-workers with your superior desking skills

#5 - On 12/21/2012 at 7:10am by PlaiPie

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