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Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9106) - you deserved it (15946)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by LemmyIsWet (man) - United States

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I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight.



I laughed anyways.

#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 6:00am by SakataGintoki

See in context

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Well that idea went down the drain.

#1 - On 12/17/2012 at 5:59am by Sandsh8rk

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+85 | 24

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